Wiz: Duke also has a melee attack which is just his foot. Duke's first weapon is a pistol it's his weakest weapon and he only uses it when his other weapons ammo are low. Wiz: And so the cycle repeated itself again, and again, and again, and again until Duke Nukem Forever killed the franchise.īoomstick: WIZ! (pulls out shotgun) WE NEVER SPEAK IT'S UNHOLY NAME!īoomstick: Now lets talk about Duke's arsenal, oh god his arsenal. But then after getting back some new aliens have decided to take over the earth. Uh while talking about his autobiography, he was suddenly abducted by Aliens! The Alien race known as Rigelatins, had seen Duke as a threat and decided to take care of him on their own planet to get him out of the way from their plot to take over the world.īoomstick: Which was a really dumb thing to do as Duke kick their asses and once again saved the earth. Okay, basically Proton was an evil scientist who was originally good but went bad, yada yada Duke killed him the end.īoomstick: Then just like any sane man would do, he would later write an autobiography about why he's so great and I can't disagree. Well actually, he does kinda look like him. Proton from taking over the world.īoomstick: Basically Kano before he went half terminator eye and half human phase. Wiz: Once again little is known of Duke's life after the army and before he was hired by the CIA to stop the evil Dr. Wiz: Little is known about Duke's early life but he do know he had joined the army and had served under General Graves as part of the US peacekeeping force in Beirut during the Lebanese Civil War.īoomstick: Then he left and did nothing I guess. Same goes to the wonderful world of Duke Nukem. Are we alone in the universe?īoomstick: Well if you ever seen a sci fi movie then you know that answers no. Wiz: Humanity through out the years as often asked it self one question. Wiz: But for some reason being a vegtiable for 14 years has no drastic effect on him.īoomstick: *cough* RIPOFF! *cough* Duke Nukem If he gets too many bullets shot at him or a perfectly placed shot from a sniper rifle and BJ is down and out. Wiz: However just like any other man, BJ has his limits.īoomstick: He may think he's Rambo but he can't soak up as many bullets. Anyways, BJ would continue to foil Adolph's plans of World domination until finally shooting him in the f***ing face! They couldn't even come up with a good name. Wiz: William or as he's called by his friends "BJ", was born on August 15, 1911, his exploits of thwarting the Nazi war machine by foiling it's special projects and assassinating key members would gain him infamy among the Nazis dubbing him "Terror Billy".īoomstick: Wow, no reason why they lost. Clever name guys hows about Super Secret Agency of Super Secrets?! A man who's either a Wisconsinite or Texan (depending on which game you're playing) and a captain in the US army.īoomstick: But he's no ordinary soldier he's a secret agent of the OSA which stands for Office of Secret Actions. Wiz: William "BJ" Blazkowic, a man who is either a Cheesehead. And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle. The kick ass forefathers of the modern FPS today. There has been a lot of them over the years from Battlefield to Call Of Duty, but before them there were only three.īoomstick: And they were Wolfenstein, Doom, and Duke Nukem 3D. The Revolutionaries of modern FPS! It's Wolfenstein vs.
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